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Looking for a knight in shining armor? This one brought his own horse!

vonhesher fled to our lands after being deposed as Queen of Ingress. In keeping with his Hessian traditions from the Old Country, he is often seen dressed in classic plaid, dining on the national meal of pizza, burritos, and nachos to keep his coat and mane sleek and soft. All this old-school cool makes him irresistable, but we're sorry ladies, this stallion already has a filly.